Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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