wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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