I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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