I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So much rum. So many feels.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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