hell yes lets make some ravioli
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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