I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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