In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
