Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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