My brain says no but my pants say off.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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