I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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