Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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