...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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