i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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