yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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