YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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