sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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