How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
