Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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