Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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