They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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