My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The uberlube is also flammable
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
