i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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