you would pick up someone in the library
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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