On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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