Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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