first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I love you. Go after that dick
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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