suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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