I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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