i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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