Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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