i don't like sucking hair
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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