Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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