k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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