Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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