just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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