Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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