Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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