Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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