Hey man sorry I got all grabby
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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