it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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