You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Too much gin, very little bucket
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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