We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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