I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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