just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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