How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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