the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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