I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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