No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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