Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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