no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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