There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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