Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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