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(649): View more from Turks & Caicos

So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it

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(806): View more from Texas

Jesus knows you're telling a lie.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup

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(903): View more from Texas

pop tarts are not kleenex

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(562): View more from California

it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with

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(503): View more from Oregon

I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...

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(260): View more from Indiana

If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.

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(260): View more from Indiana

We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.

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