Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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